Friday, 19 December 2008

A little joke to light up your faces with a smile



The General Manager of The Rocket Guards Ltd, a recently married man, was being interviewed by a leading newspaper in East and Central Africa. The interviewer was curious to know why the gentleman had placed an ad on their paper wishing to hire someone who can worry for him for a fee of 50,000 Kenya Shillings per month.


“I don’t get it.” Said Ms. Florence W. “Why would you hire someone for that amount of money to worry for you?”


“You know this world we live in is filled with many reasons one can get sick. I really don’t want to get sick because of worrying.” Answered Mr. Muiruri


“It’s hard to find anyone that earns that kind of money nowadays. Maybe you are one of the very few.” Continued the reporter.


“You’d be surprised, but I also don’t earn that kind of money.” Replied the newly married man.


“But sir, how are you going to pay the person you’ve hired to worry for you?” asked the smart Stundard newspaper reporter.


“Well I let him worry about that too.”

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Who am i? AQUARIUS.. Sensitive and easily get wounded in feelings.. Have a great desire for material gain but not greedy..Willing to work for what I want, do not demand more than fair share.. Read character and thus sees through people too easily to be really happy.. Not demonstrative in feeling, but feels very deeply..Good thinker, successful when it comes to debate and argument.. Takes great interest in public meetings, gatherings of people and public ceremonies, but often feels lonely.. Full of surprises; simply cannot be happy unless they are free to do as they like.. Usually honest enough to change opinions, however firmly held, if evidence comes to light which persuades them that they have been mistaken thus consequently unprejudiced and tolerant of other points of view.. Fanatical eccentricity, wayward egotism, excessive detachment and an inclination to retreat from life and society.. Tendency to be extremely dogmatic in their opinions.. Simmering anger and resentment, rudeness or threatening silence which may suddenly burst out in eruptions of extreme temper..